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As DJ pointed out, there's no point whinging about the gentle demise of Livejournal if you never post anything.

So, I'm posting Esther's recipe for Benalla Side Salad, something she probably learned during her recent enforced stay there.

Benalla Side Salad

Ingredients

Canned pineapple
Canned corn niblets in large can
Over-cooked shell-pasta
Finely grated carrot
No more than two actual lettuce leaves
1 large slice of canned beetroot
1 cup of extra creamy mayonnaise
1-2 tomato wedges
8 Coon cheese cubes
Diced Spam/ham

Preparation time: 4 days.

1. Microwave pineapple, corn niblets, the two lettuce leaves and shell pasta on high for 3 min; reserve corn niblet juice in can.
2. Desicate the grated carrot under a commercial grade hand dryer for 10 minutes.
3. Add pineapple, corn niblets, pasta, dessicated carrot, tomato, lettuce and Coon cheese cubes to the reserved corn niblets juice in can. Marinate in the fridge for 3 days.
4. Drain contents thoroughly, gently set the two lettuce leaves aside.
5. Place ingredients in small fancy glass bowl or one of those small plastic hospital bowls.
6. If customer has ordered the salad as a vegetarian option, add the diced spam/ham.
7. Cover ingredients with mayonnaise, taking care to hide the spam/ham.
8. Garnish with the two lettuce leaves and slice of beetroot.
9. Refrigerate further for 1 day and serve.

Enjoy!

Date: 2009-06-26 03:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermia8.livejournal.com
YUMMmmmm beetroot gooooooooooood.

Date: 2009-06-26 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drwally.livejournal.com
Spam and Coon. What a combo!

Date: 2009-06-26 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermia8.livejournal.com
And beetroot!! I LOVE beetroot!!

Date: 2009-06-26 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drwally.livejournal.com
I actually read the directions properly and they are a fucking kack

Date: 2009-06-26 04:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermia8.livejournal.com
yeah! there's only one slice of beetroot!!

Date: 2009-06-26 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] matcha-pocky.livejournal.com
No really, Anna, how do you feel about beetroot?

Date: 2009-06-26 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] drwally.livejournal.com
I wish she would make her position clear.

Date: 2009-06-26 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermia8.livejournal.com
I like the tinned stuff more than the fresh stuff. The fresh stuff isn't as fancy.

Date: 2009-06-26 05:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermia8.livejournal.com
also nicole, cos i can't be arsed writing an email, go here http://apps.facebook.com/causes/306620/46219404?m=b60c1844&t=1245985734

Date: 2009-06-26 06:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] indigo1.livejournal.com
ah, takes me back to the days of my childhood...

Date: 2009-06-26 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paracelsus.livejournal.com
Ange Pollock is from Benalla, I'll get her to confirm the authenticity of this find.

Date: 2009-06-27 02:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] matcha-pocky.livejournal.com
Ange! Awesome. Please squeeze her from me.

Date: 2009-06-27 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermia8.livejournal.com
double squeezey.

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